The Ascent to Laughter
It’s no secret that elevating your mood is the ultimate goal when visiting Ascent Dispensary. Whether you’re seeking a euphoric escape or a chilled-out vibe, their selection of top-shelf cannabis products is sure to take your experience to new heights.
But what if we told you that Ascent isn’t just about the herb? Nay, they’re also a purveyor of pure, uncut comedy gold. From the moment you step through their doors, you’ll be greeted by a team of budtenders who moonlight as stand-up comics. Need help selecting the perfect strain? Prepare to be regaled with puns so dank, you’ll be rolling on the floor (and maybe rolling a joint, too).
A Dispensary of Laughs
- Wilkerson, CA: Home to the world’s first drive-thru dispensary. Just be sure to have your munchies on hand.
- Mammoth Lakes, CA: Where the buds are as fresh as the mountain air (and just as likely to give you a serious case of the giggles).
- Bishop, CA: Because what’s more relaxing than a little puff-puff-laugh in the great outdoors?
- Big Pine, CA: Where even the trees look like they’re high.
- Mesa, CA: The perfect spot to blaze up and meditate on the eternal question: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
- West Bishop, CA: Because laughter is the best medicine, and Ascent is the pharmacist of funny.
So next time you’re in need of a little pick-me-up, head on over to Ascent Dispensary. Whether you’re a seasoned cannabis connoisseur or a newbie looking to dip your toes into the world of weed, their friendly and hilarious staff will have you feeling higher than ever (and laughing all the way home).